Daily Jokes - A Clean Joke Everyday!

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.  Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they h...

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He sa...

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did...

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands fl...

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. H...

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and e...

A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He r...

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he ...

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is rea...

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills la...

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the...

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; ...

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' ...

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but on...

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the ...