A witches favorite subject #joke #humor
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Spelling!
Ghost Birthday Party #joke #humor
Thursday, October 31, 2013
What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
Ghost Shoes #joke #humor
Thursday, October 31, 2013
What kind of shoes to do ghosts wear?
Booooooo-ts!
Booooooo-ts!
Cost of the bills going up! #joke #humor
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Father: "Look at all these bill! Rent, heat, water, food, clothes, gas -- the cost of living is going up on all of them. I'd be happy if just one think went."
Son: "Here's my report card, Dad!"
Son: "Here's my report card, Dad!"
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Two Hollywood goats found some old film and began to eat it.
"Is it good?" asked one.
"Yes, but I liked the book better," was the reply.
"Is it good?" asked one.
"Yes, but I liked the book better," was the reply.
Dogwood Tree #joke #humor
Monday, October 28, 2013
Frank: "How can you tell a dogwood tree?"
Mary Lou: "By its bark!"
Mary Lou: "By its bark!"
Knock-Knock Catsup #joke #humor
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup a tree!
Who's there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup a tree!
Longest Word in English Language #joke #humor
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Question: What's the longest word in the English language?
Answer: SMILES -- there is a mile between each "S"!
Answer: SMILES -- there is a mile between each "S"!
Running All Day. #joke #humor
Friday, October 25, 2013
Father: I wonder why that clock is so slow.
Know-It-All-Son: You would be slow, too, if you were running all day!
Know-It-All-Son: You would be slow, too, if you were running all day!
What's in a T? #joke #humor
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Question: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Answer: A teapot.
Answer: A teapot.
What time is it? #joke #humor
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Answer: Time to get a new fence.
Answer: Time to get a new fence.
How's business? #joke #humor
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Through the eyes of a...
Tailor: "Just sew-sew."
Farmer: "Mine is growing."
Author: "All write."
Astronomer: "It's looking up."
Trash Collector: "It's picking up."
Electrician: "It's pretty light."
Elevator Operator: "Mine has its ups and downs."
Tailor: "Just sew-sew."
Farmer: "Mine is growing."
Author: "All write."
Astronomer: "It's looking up."
Trash Collector: "It's picking up."
Electrician: "It's pretty light."
Elevator Operator: "Mine has its ups and downs."
Bull is charging. #joke #humor
Monday, October 21, 2013
Question: How do you stop a bull from charging?
Answer: Take away his credit card.
Answer: Take away his credit card.
Waking up a bear? #joke #humor
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Question: Why does a bear sleep through the winter?
Answer: Who's going to wake up a bear?
Answer: Who's going to wake up a bear?
Eclipse of the Moon #joke #humor
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Teacher: There will be an eclipse of the moon tonight. Perhaps your parents will let you stay up to watch it.
Pupil: What channel is it on?
Pupil: What channel is it on?
