Daily Jokes - Everyday!

One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.

Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.

As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."

What did Batman wear when he went swimming?

A bathing suit.

Where did Batman plant his flowers?

In a batanical garden.

Why does Batman walk around in his pajamas?

He doesn't have a bathrobe.

Why does Batman brush his teeth with Crest?

To help prevent bat breath.

What did they say about Batman when he went crazy?

He has bells in his batfry.

What did they call Batman when he worked at the State Department?

A diplobat.