Showing posts with label Mother-In-Law Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mother-In-Law Jokes. Show all posts

Don't take any chances #Joke #Humor

Saturday, May 24, 2014

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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies,

"Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

May I borrow your dog for a few days? #Joke #Humor

Sunday, March 23, 2014

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"It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her."

"Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator.

"But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"

The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered,

"Get in line."

Don't take any chances #joke #humor

Thursday, March 18, 2010

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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

The Mule, The Farmer, and The Mother-In-Law #joke #humor

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"