Valentine's Day Jokes: Be My Valentine #joke #humor

Sunday, February 14, 2010

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A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

1 Response to "Valentine's Day Jokes: Be My Valentine #joke #humor"

Anonymous said :
February 14, 2010 at 5:51 PM
Good one, I will laugh all night, thanks for the tweet. I love your jokes, keep them up Thanks

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