In the News
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6:00pm news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Sure enough, the man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The blonde said “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the redhead said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5:00pm news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he would jump twice!”
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Sure enough, the man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The blonde said “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the redhead said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5:00pm news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he would jump twice!”
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