Bad Breath #joke #humor

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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A man goes to his doctor since he feels he has a bad breath issue.

His doctor runs a series of tests and awaits the results.

When he finally received them, he calls the man to his office.

"Well;" the doctor says, "the results are in."

"Don't keep me in suspense, doc!" The man says, "What is it."

The doctor replies that it's a couple things and says "You'll have to quit at least on of two things."

"Go on, what?" the man excitedly responds.

The doctor tells him he'll either have to quit scratching his rear or biting his fingernails.

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Submitted by Ed Norton via Facebook

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