City Lady: Look at that bunch of cows.
Cowboy: No, herd.
City Lady: Heard of what?
Cowboy: Herd of Cows.
City Lady: Sure, I have heard of cows!
Cowboy: No, a cow herd.
City Lady: What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets from a cow!
Monday, January 05, 2009