Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping...
10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in
7. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.