You Know Your Are From The Country When...

Monday, March 16, 2009

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The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports.

You think that deer season is a national holiday.

The definition of “rich” is to own a double-wide.

All the festivals you’ve been too are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car and use them often.

You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” is.

You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

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