Thanksgiving Clean Jokes #jokes #thanksgiving
Here are some more Thanksgiving One-Liner Jokes for some holiday season humor!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore
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