Thanksgiving One-Liner Jokes #jokes #thanksgiving

Sunday, November 15, 2009

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Here are four one liner jokes to get you in the mood for Thanksgiving!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

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